By DAVID WOODING
THE polls will soon close after the historic EU referendum and now we must while away the hours until the result.
I shall switch off and tuck into a referendum dinner – with a special menu for the occasion.
Here’s my choice. Feel free to add or tweet yours.
Full English Brexit.
A pair of Ukippers
Hope not hake (fresh from the fish-scaremongers).
Fib of beef served with Brussels sprouts.
Stuffed vine Leaves.
Loads of meat balls (without the meat)
And for the losers:
Humble pie, hard cheese served with sour grapes.